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« on: January 14, 2010, 04:15:43 PM » |
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Ek chhipkali ne gaana sunaya to baki 2 chhipkali diwar se gir gayin.
Poochho kaise?
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Q k unhone uske liye taali bajai thi
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Shivam
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2010, 06:26:07 PM » |
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HoneyRose
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2010, 07:54:53 PM » |
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thanks friends...  |
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2010, 07:55:22 PM » |
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1 Murghi super market gaye aur kaha: 1 Anda dena
Salesman: Tum Anda kya karogi?
Murghi: Mere Husband (Murghay) ne bola hai Darling ! 5 rupay ke liye apna figure kharab mat karo
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2010, 07:56:03 PM » |
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Ek Singer** doosre Singer se poochta hai,
Ek Singer ** Tumhe ye chota medel kyo mila,
Doosre Singer ** Gaane ke liye,
Ek Singer ** Aur ye doosra bada medel kyo mila,
Doosre Singer ** Ganaa band karne ke liye.
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2010, 09:42:56 PM » |
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Teacher: Hamain gharebon ke sath pyar se pesh ana chahiye..
Student: acha aab main samjha
Teacher: Kya?
Student: Papa aksar naukrani ko galay kyun lagate hein..
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2010, 09:45:00 PM » |
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Girlriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera
sweet gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby bolo...
Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?
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RhythM_of_RaiN
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2010, 01:43:31 AM » |
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Aik AuraAt doosri se:
Jab Tumhari TALAAQ hui tou Tumhare 1 BachA tha, Aab 3 hain...! Kaisey ?
Doosri aurat sharma ke boli : Bas woh kabhi kabhar Maafi mangney aa jatey hain...!
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2010, 02:07:47 AM » |
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Sardar se kisi ne kaha
INDIAN flag main tumhara kya hai
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
nothin 4 u
Sardar thought and replied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY! Flag latkane ke liye dande di jaroorat hoti hai aur wo hamara hai
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2010, 02:31:49 AM » |
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Dunia may POSTMEN to hain
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Lekin POSTWOMEN nahi
Kyun?
Sochain
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Aur sochain
Nahi pata
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Kyun ke auratain 1 delivery dene main hi 9 maheenay Laga Deti hain.
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2010, 02:32:10 AM » |
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Girl to Boy darling Ek 100 ka card send karo mera balance end hogaya hai..Tum Meray aashiq ho na!
Boy: Main tumhara aashiq hoon "MOBILINK" walon ka sala nahi.
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2010, 02:32:39 AM » |
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Jab Maine Poocha Udaas Kyun Ho? Itna Preshan Kyun Ho? Jhuka ke Palkein Chupa ke chehra Lag ke Galay Se Row Row ke Thak ke Laga Wo Kehne 20 Rupay Da Load Karwaya C, Kisse Hor Day Number Tay Chala Gaya Aye.  |
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2010, 02:33:19 AM » |
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Akhir kar ladkey ki mehnat rang lai aur ladki shadi keliye razi ho hi gai,
phir ladkey ke chehray par khushi ki lehar dekh kar boli
"dekho main tum sey shadi ke liye mann tu gai hon,
lekin shadi ke baad tum ko har haftey ke haftay meri Amma ko kitchen ke liye 10kg Atay ka bag aur meray dady ko 10 litre petrol dilwa ke dena ho ga...
thik hai ?
Ladkay ne hairani sey ladki ki taraf dekha aur kaha
Achha Behan, main chalta hon, Amma aur Abbu ko mera salam kehna..."
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2010, 02:42:13 AM » |
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Man: black colour ka bulb dena?
Dukandar:
kaha lagana hai?
Man: kuch nai woh dopahar ko bulb jalakar andhera kar ke sona hai
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« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2010, 02:44:56 AM » |
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Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back
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« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2010, 02:47:59 AM » |
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Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal
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« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2010, 02:48:24 AM » |
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SANTA jee school mein 1 white aur 1 black shoes pehan kar chaly gaye, principal ne SANTA ko bulaya or kaha ghar jaa ke shoes change kar ke aao SANTA boly koi fayda nahi sir ghar mein bhi 1 white or 1 black hi hai
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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2010, 11:29:04 AM » |
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Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha K
Chupkali Aapke Mun Mai Ghus Rahi Hai,
To Aapne Kuch Kia Q Nahi?
Sardar: Pehle Cockraoch Gaya To
Mujhe Laga K Chipkli Usay Pakar k Wapas Aa Jayegi.
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« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2010, 12:46:58 AM » |
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A Health Forum Speaker Asked: Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years, After Eating It?
After a Long Silence,
An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake.
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« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2010, 01:53:45 AM » |
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Waiter: Do you want to black coffee? ?
Customer: I would like if any other color you have?
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« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2010, 04:26:17 PM » |
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« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2010, 01:24:33 AM » |
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When You Feel Upset Your Heart Falling Down
You can see Nothing Clearly
& Flying Up and Up
You think its
LOVE?
Na Jee Na!
Its Just Low BP
Take Leemo Pani & Relax.
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« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2010, 10:30:17 PM » |
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Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab Mai Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi.
1st: Ye Kya Hai?
2nd: Abey Ye Chand Hai.
1st: Sale Ghar Chal
Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Pohnch Gaye.
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« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2010, 01:40:03 AM » |
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Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK
“Hi Darling!
So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..”
Lady:
How Dare U?
Faqeer:
Then What R U Doing On My”Bed”;-@
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